I wish I were a woman, an attractive woman…and one day on the way home from a lonely meal by myself I am assaulted in an alley for my sweet chick shoes I’d be wearing. She comes to my rescue. We fall madly in love, date for a few weeks and then have a mutual breakup and remain friends.
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